“We need the tonic of wildness...At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us because unfathomable. We can never have enough of nature.”

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Exploring | Wandering | Collecting

May 18, 19, 20 & 21: Three museums, lots of organising & two Glaswegian vegan eateries

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The last few days have been busier, more hectic and more stressful than I would have liked.  Between sorting out customs forms to send our bags back to Australia, sorting out customs forms to post things back to Australia, sorting out customs forms to send the tagger to Washington and organising all our belongings, we still wanted to see some of the history and art that Glasgow had to offer.  It’s now Thursday and I’m sitting outside the apartment waiting for someone to collect our bags.  It’s 9.50 and the timeslot they’ve given us was the generous 9-6, so it could well be a long day.



Anyway, the 18th was Monday and we were due to head to Kelvingrove to visit the museum there.  I really have a lot of love for Victorian-style museums and galleries that don’t have the art/science distinction that came about afterwards.  There were two distinct sides to the building – one for art and one for natural and human history – but they all sat together under one roof.  I would’ve liked them to be a little more intermingled, but can imagine that some people would find that chaotic.



Highlights included the Scottish wildlife section, where they had a display ‘Haggis’ creature and included local whiskeys to illustrate different aspects of Scottish culture (Loch Lomond Whiskey went with Loch Lomond, Grouse Whiskey went with the birds).  They had quite a good Darwin/evolution section that carefully tiptoed across sweeping statements like, “people believed the world was created over millions of years” which I always find enjoyable.  They had a beehive, which I had mixed feelings about, but the bees seemed quite content and I’m all for educating people on the coolness/necessity of bees.

The "Haggis" (this was weird)

How did the universe come into creation? Cthulhu perhaps?

We spent several hours at Kelvingrove all up, noticing the Australian animals, which all made appearances in the “Record Breaker” section of the natural history, mostly for most venomous mammal/snake/spider.  Another section that was particularly well-curated – though we couldn’t spend as long there as I’d have liked – was the armour and weapons section, which drew comparisons between the artifacts and animals/natural phenomena they were based on.  The armadillo sat beside a suit of armour and they mirrored each other in form and texture.  A helmet sat beside a huge, white hare, and they had matching ears.  Beside a serrated sword sat the jaws of a shark, both with equally unnerving teeth.

One other that stood out to me was a series of archived objects stationed together that represented Beauty and Ugliness, selected by (presumably) Glaswegian laypeople of all different backgrounds.  They didn’t earmark which person picked which objects from the archive, but each artifact had a statement about why it was beautiful or ugly.  Most people cited weapons as being ugly, because of their purposes.  One cited a taxidermy fox eating a bird as beautiful, because it was the circle of life.  Another claimed a spoon was the most beautiful.  I agreed.  I quite like spoons.


The Helmet & The Hare

My favourite part of museums are signs for things that have been removed.







This building is fantastic

Before we had left Edinburgh, our host from there had said that we should meet up for a drink when we got to Glasgow.  Before we head to Kelvingrove, Nicholas flicked him a message, and we decided to head for dinner at a place called The 78.  We’d been missing good vegan food, and this place did a deal for meat-free Mondays, so we were sold.  We met up, had some g&ts and three courses of fantastic vegan food (I have to recommend the nachos, which I got as a starter, the brownie, which I got for dessert, and the quesadilla, which Nick and Fergus both got for main and I regretted not getting).  It was all for something like 12 pounds, which made it even better.  It felt like a little bit of Melbourne.
Kelvingrove Museum

The following day was another visit to a museum of sorts, The Burrell Collection.  It literally was a huge, elaborate collection of art and objects and artifacts, all collected by a rich shipping merchant who invested his money in collecting and put the collection on display.  In the end, he got knighted.  We wondered if the guy who made MONA would get knighted, because he’s done, essentially, the same thing.  We doubted it.

Nicholas and I often feel like we came into these things at the wrong time.  It doesn’t matter how much time you spend scouring the beach and going to shops like Wunderkammer and collecting strange and unusual wares, because all the good stuff has already been found or, if you found it now, you’d have to donate it to a museum or pay all the dollars for it.    Anyway, the Burrell had some amazing stuff on display; paintings, pastels, furniture, weaponry, Roman, Greek and Egyptian artifacts, ancient Chinese objects, Turkish rugs and carpets.

Pollok Park



The Thinker

I’ve got a pretty good general knowledge of ancient and modern histories, but the one place I have huge knowledge gaps is Chinese ancient history.  I just never learned it, and haven’t ever placed it in a lot of context with other history.  Even when we went to places like Skara Brae in Orkney and they did ‘comparative histories’, they used things like The Pyramids of Giza and the creation of the wheel in Mesopotamia to draw a comparison.  Perhaps it was largely my own ignorance that I felt so much shock seeing Chinese objects, made of metal, that dated back to 10 000 BC.  I cannot fathom such ancient people smithing metal.  It kind of blew my mind.

The building the Burrell is housed in is also very beautiful, and it’s in this magical little place that feels very removed from the bustling Glasgow that’s jostling along just a few minutes away.  Pollok Park is a sprawling, green development filled with lots of birds, trees and bluebells.  We hoped to make it to Pollok house to view some of the work they’ve got on display (apparently lots of Blake) but ran to the doors just as they were closing them for last entry.  We’d spent far too long in the café at the Burrell, drinking tea and musing about what on earth we were going to do with our lives once this trip was over.








I love galleries and museums painted in this muted green.  I bought a pot of it in university for my studio and it was called Misty Moor.

The final museum-going day of excitement before this day (where we sit and wait on the stoop outside the apartment block) was yesterday.  Yesterday was also quite a day for organising and housekeeping: waking, packing, going to the post office, getting some printing done, buying cable ties to secure our bags and dropping some things off to goodwill.  After all this was out of the way, it was lunchtime, and we decided to head to a dog-friendly vegetarian bar called 13th Note.  It had a distinctly relaxed air, a decent cocktail menu (anything with apple & elderflower has my name on it) and fantastic food.  Nicholas and I felt completely spoiled for choice, so decided to get a few things to share.  The Cajun chips were a little spicy and delicious, the pizza was faux-meaty and comforting, but the crispy pesto gnocchi was my personal favourite.  It had huge chunks of saucy broccoli and crispy gnocchi has textures unlike anything else (how is it I’ve never seen this sensation anywhere except Scotland? Scotland doesn’t strike me as particularly Italian.  Then again, they do boast a lot of macaroni cheese, which is a delicious Italian bastardisation if ever there was one).  Needless to say, it was amazing.  Not quite as well priced as The 78, but just as tasty.

From here, we were headed to the St Mungo Museum of Religious Life and Art, named after Glasgow’s patron Saint.  As far as dealing with a lot of conflicting religions and ideologies goes, they did a really excellent job in discussing and displaying all artifacts relatively impartially and with dignity.  They had a really great range of sculptures and paintings, though I feel like most Christian-related artwork pales in comparison to Islamic and Hindu works.  Indigenous Australian, Ancient Egyptian, Greek and Roman cultures were represented, as well as mixed Islander cultures, though not many. 






There was an emphasis on The Big 6 (Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Sikhism, Buddhism and Hinduism) in the next room, which focused on lifestyles, beliefs and the afterlife.  Nicholas preferred the first room, which showcases a selection of artwork but doesn’t go into a lot of detail about the religions themselves.  I found the second room more fascinating, as it delved into rites and rituals and the afterlife.

We took a wrong turn on our way to the Acropolis and were invited into the cathedral before it closed.  To be fair, the originality and interest that Christian painting and sculpture lacks, is made up for in their architecture.  We didn’t have too long to look around, but it was dwarfing and beautiful – as most cathedrals tend to be – reminiscent of huge caves and with acoustics to match.  We found ourselves at the Necropolis and wandered through the tombstones, talking about death and about religion, musing on what we’d learnt and seen and disagreed with at St Mungo’s.

That kind of gets us up-to-date.  We’re currently sitting outside our apartment and waiting for our bag to be collected. It’s been a long morning so far.  The issue is that there’s no bell up to the apartments and DHL can’t guarantee that they’ll call you when they arrive.  If you miss them, they’ll just leave and you have to pay again, which is a bummer.  So we sat on the stoop, caught up on postcard-writing and let lots of mailmen and delivery people into the building.



St Mungo's Cathedral



Glasgow Necropolis


We also stumbled upon a Tardis, so here you go.


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